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FUNNY CONVOS-My favorite and most random of IM banter

Nathan: man... that part when [Frodo] had to leave at the end of the movie was so sad
Me: I know, I knew it was coming but it hit me like a ton of bricks!
Me: I thought, "Why can't they make it a happy Hollywood ending?!?!"
Nathan: hahaha, all the Hobbits jump in a corvette and go to Vegas
Me: Yay!
Me: to help Frodo drown his pain for a little while
 
MY AWAY MESSAGE:
Exploring Middle Earth with Mr. Frodo.
Should be back before second breakfast.  But just leave a note with Fatty Bolger and he'll see that I get it!

THE REPLY:
Lillie: Hello there, Mr. Bolger.  Do let Christadelle du Pradon know I wish to speak with her!  It seems that the Mystical Chinchilla has at last recorded our songs onto her computer, but cannot find a place to host them.  Would Christadelle happen to know of such a place?
(Heehee.  Hiya!)
 
Lillie: ANN'S GONNA HAVE A BABY!!!!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: No WAY!!!!
Me: Boy or Girl?
Lillie: Yes way!
Lillie: Dunno.
Me: eeep!
Me: that's great!
Lillie: I just hope that if it's a boy, they don't name it Bottom or Atticus. :-D
Me: why Bottom or Atticus?
Lillie: Seth joked about naming a son Bottom after the character from A Midsummer Night's Dream, and Ann wants Atticus after Atticus Finch.
Me: wonder if they'll name him Orlando, or Benedick, or some funny shakespearean name, other than Bottom
Lillie: Mercutio?
Me: YES!  Or...hmm...who else?
Lillie: Sebastian?
Me: yay!
Lillie: Ferdinand?
Me: hee hee
Me: Sebastian Orbach
Lillie: *gigglesnort*
Me: hee hee!
Lillie: Puck!
Me: Puck Orbach
Lillie: Macbeth?  Or... The Scottish Baby!
Me: Puck Sebastian Orbach (as opposed to Johann Sebastian Bach) :-P
Lillie: Hee!
Me: hee hee!  The Scottish Baby!!!! YAY!
Lillie: Hamlet?
Lillie: Horatio?
Lillie: Baltazar?
Me: YAY!  These are great.  Ooh!  Demetrius, Lysander, Oberon
Lillie: I've always kinda liked Lysander...
Me: me too
Lillie: Hey, if they get another pet, they can call it Pyramus!
Me: yay!  A cat named Pyramus
Lillie: And hey, how about Iago? *g*
Me: whoa!  That's a good one
Me: or John the Illegitmate?
Lillie: Lear...
Me: hee hee!
Lillie: Edmund the Bastard!
 
***************magic stars!*****************
Mark: ************
Me: ************************
Me: Magic stars~
Mark: so, what do plain ordinary stars look like
Me: Ummm...
Me: . . . . . . . *
Me: that
Me: :-D
Mark: that's only 1
Me: true
Me: then I guess
.........*.........*.........*
Mark: there we go
Mark: those look plain and unmagical
 
Lillie: Erika taught us some hip-hop dancing last summer... I suffer from a grievous lack of funk.
 
Mark: Carpe nocte
Me: what?
Mark: Sieze the night
Me: Hey, I like that one
 
Mark: Sieze the carp
 
Me: COOL!  Girls crying over good endings UNITE!!!
Jessi: lol HOO RAH!
 
Mark: plus, peoplekind sounds better, since its not a word
Me: hee hee!  agree
Mark: woo, it's not on dictionary.com; its offiially not a word!
Me: yay!
Mark: but humankind is, so it's not as cool
Me: yeah
Me: know what you mean
Mark: english teachers prefer real words though, for some reason
 
Me: hey there tall stuff!
My Sister: hi there small stuff
 
Nathan: well I'm gonna head to the library... I'll talk to you later
Me: ok!
Me: good luck w/hw
Nathan: thanks
Me: you're a better man than I, because I'm a girl...
Nathan: you too
Nathan: haha
Me: but you're actually trying
 
(after I've just complained about registering for classes)
Me: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Nathan: it's ok
Nathan: calm down
Me: nah I'm ok
Me: just miffed a bit, that's all
Nathan: maybe you should talk to that guy you like but cant be with and I dont remember his name... he'll help you calm down
Me: lol!
Me: lol you read my journal!
Nathan: haha yes
Me: lol *locks you in playful headlock* you're awesome
Nathan: AHhhhhhh
Me: lol!
Nathan: YOU'RE CYBER KILLING ME!
Me: *unlocks you*
Nathan: oh ok whew
Me: sorry
Me: :-\
Nathan: haha
Me: :-D
 
Nathan (4:10:27 PM): I now have a gallery 3
Me (4:10:30 PM): woohoo!
Nathan (4:10:31 PM): its sad
Me (4:10:52 PM): that we're penny pinchers or that you love what you do?
Nathan (4:11:09 PM): that we're penny pinchers haha
 
Nathan (11:54:38 PM): and I dont get back to college till New Years
Me (11:54:42 PM): WHAT?
Nathan (11:54:44 PM): yeah...that's my winter break
Nathan (11:54:55 PM): thanksgiving to new years
Me (11:54:59 PM): is this your entire winter break?
Nathan (11:55:04 PM): yep
Me (11:55:12 PM): *practically SEETHING with jealousy*
Me (11:55:16 PM): that rocks, dude!  Enjoy it!
Me (11:55:20 PM): :-D
Me (11:55:22 PM): hee hee
Nathan (11:55:41 PM): yeah
Nathan (11:55:50 PM): its an awesome collge
Me (11:55:57 PM): that rocks
Me (11:56:02 PM): I wish I could be done
Me (11:56:07 PM): that's the beauty of an art college
Nathan (11:56:35 PM): yeah
Nathan (11:56:39 PM): I guess..?
Me (11:56:42 PM): lol
Me (11:56:55 PM): just that there are no hard core math people that force us to stay in school with just a 4 day break
Me (11:56:56 PM): lol
Me (11:57:02 PM): I blame it on the math people
Nathan (11:57:03 PM): haha oh yeah
Nathan (11:57:17 PM): yeah it probably is their fault
Nathan (11:57:20 PM): as it always is
Me (11:57:24 PM): indeed
 
Mark (8:45:21 PM): if I wasn't comp sci, I'd probably be math, and if not that, than poli sci - I think I'm probably going to minor in poli sci
Me (8:45:35 PM): ooh interesting
Me (8:45:43 PM): I have a friend who's poli sci, I think
Mark (8:46:01 PM): you think they're your friend or you think they''re poli sci (;
Me (8:46:10 PM): poli sci! lol
 
Me (11:38:05 PM): brb
Lillie (11:38:10 PM): Okay.
Me (11:45:16 PM): back
Lillie (11:45:33 PM): *throws confetti*
 
Chris Haun (5:48:07 PM): my computer is tired, it's running slow
Me (5:48:16 PM): lol!
Me (5:48:23 PM): hee hee it needs a Christmas holiday too lol
Chris Haun (5:48:31 PM): haha
Chris Haun (5:48:35 PM): it shan't get it:-)
 
A Buddy's AWAY MESSAGE
i wonder if anyone's ever illustrated the pun "beware geeks bearing .gifs"?
 
Me (1:57:53 AM): lol, dude, I'm actually thinking about studying
Mark (1:58:00 AM): lol
Mark (1:58:20 AM): well, almost doesn't count, unless it has to do with horseshoes, hand grenades, or nuclear weapons
...
Mark (2:01:58 AM): of course, almost thinking about something is a few steps away; now you have to think about it, and then you have to almost do it, and then finally do it
 

Me (11:02:33 PM): I think i'm gonna head out for real now

Lillie (11:02:41 PM): Okay.

Lillie (11:02:45 PM): Have fun for real now!

 

Nathan (11:31:05 PM): ok the other day on the news they were like "people have been recently calling us wanting to know about a ball of fire that fell through the sky earlier today.  It is believed to be either a meteorite or a comet that entered the atmosphere but we're not sure"
Me (11:31:24 PM): whoa
Nathan (11:31:29 PM): I was like "I hope they would know where any approaching comets are!"
Me (11:31:41 PM): YEAH!
Nathan (11:31:46 PM): that's important!!!
Nathan (11:31:57 PM): just a little!

...
Nathan (11:32:51 PM): next thing you know like... half of the earth will be missing when we wake up and they'll be like "...... we're thinking it may have been a collision with a planet."

 

Ted (9:17:20 PM): Wow!  You've got neat software toys, computergoof!

 

Nathan (12:44:32 AM): dang it... your intro... is so awesome
Nathan (12:44:35 AM): I cant stop watching it
Nathan (12:44:38 AM): I dont know why
Nathan (12:45:05 AM): it's just so eerie/child-like/cool/innocent/creepy